If this blog was any lamer...

...I wouldn't care if I got the 20 points or not.

This week's activity is simple: complete all of the following "if" clauses using the following passage as inspiration.


If this were a movie, I'd probably have to kill off my father in the first scene.
Paul Acampora, Defining Dulcie


If my life were a country song...

If this were a comedy...

If my life were a movie...

If this were a football game...

If this were an episode of The Hills...

If this were a TV show...

If my life were a rap song...